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My lego networkSubmitted by Haighalor on Mon, 2009-06-29 11:10.Hi, »
Same Sex Marriage Is Not an Equal Rights Issue.Submitted by adale on Wed, 2008-11-19 15:28.To almost all of us, marriage has always been between a man and a woman. More than 30 states have confirmed that through balloting. The recent California vote on Proposition 8 confirms it once again. So why are gay activists crying that they are being denied equal rights? »
Obama Attacks ObamaSubmitted by adale on Tue, 2008-10-28 09:40.Mr. Obama, you have said that you are more than words. Well, Mr. Obama, that is what is so disturbing to many of us. You have claimed that your own words are attacks on you. We hear you say things and then hear you say, “I never said that.” »
Obama, McCain or None of the Above?Submitted by adale on Mon, 2008-10-27 10:44.This isn’t the first election that I felt that the wrong choices were being shoved down my throat. There is an effort on the part of both political parties to move America way to the left. By all appearances, Mr. Obama is to the left of everything this country stands for. Mr. McCain seems to have few traditional values either. »
Obama WinsThis story illustrates that the outcome of almost any contest shouldn't be taken for granted by anyone. Nursing Home DramaticsGetting old isn't fun. I can verify that fact. But that doesn't mean that being old is without any humor as this story proves. What do politicians have to look forward to?This is a nonpartisan joke that can be enjoyed by voters from either political party. Not only that, it's politically correct. Unfortunately it accurately characterizes today's elected officials. How many zeros in a billion?This is too true to be funny. Every day we hear about some politician asking for billions of dollars for something. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. |
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