Marriage Jokes

Men Are Just Happier People--Particularly from a women's perspective. This comprehensive list was sent to me by my daughter, who keeps close track of these kind of facts.

A man was on his weekly golfing trip. He began his day with a birdie on the first hole and an eagle on the second.

On the third hole he had just made his first ever hole in one, when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

Have you heard? A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands.

It seems that men never get it right. No matter what we do we're wrong. No matter how hard we try it's not enough. No matter how hard we listen we don't hear a thing.

Many of you know what it's like being married. There are many times when one half of the relationship thinks that something is very important and the other half knows it can wait. My wife always thinks she's right and will go to great lengths to prove it. Tis certainly won't be the last time she was.

Here is a touching story of love and loyalty. Through thick and thin some relationships remain constant, but sometimes change just may be the answer.

The junk scientists and thought police are always harping about something that we all enjoy. The tell us it isn't good for us. They try to make it illegal or convince us that it's immoral. Here is a short joke that says volumes.