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Marriage JokesWhy Men are Never DepressedMen Are Just Happier People--Particularly from a women's perspective. This comprehensive list was sent to me by my daughter, who keeps close track of these kind of facts. Golf Is a Guilty PleasureA man was on his weekly golfing trip. He began his day with a birdie on the first hole and an eagle on the second. On the third hole he had just made his first ever hole in one, when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. No Sex TonightI never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. The Husband StoreHave you heard? A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. Six All Over AgainIt seems that men never get it right. No matter what we do we're wrong. No matter how hard we try it's not enough. No matter how hard we listen we don't hear a thing. Broken Lawn MowerMany of you know what it's like being married. There are many times when one half of the relationship thinks that something is very important and the other half knows it can wait. My wife always thinks she's right and will go to great lengths to prove it. Tis certainly won't be the last time she was. Bad Times Or Bad TimingHere is a touching story of love and loyalty. Through thick and thin some relationships remain constant, but sometimes change just may be the answer. A Doctor Was Addressing a Large Audience in Tampa.The junk scientists and thought police are always harping about something that we all enjoy. The tell us it isn't good for us. They try to make it illegal or convince us that it's immoral. Here is a short joke that says volumes. Sven and Ollie Are At It AgainTwo Norwegians from Wisconsin are sittin' in a boat on Dead Lake, fishing and suckin' down beer, when all of a sudden Sven says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over six months." — Ole sips his beer and says, "You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find." »
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