Lawyer Jokes

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...

Lawyers should never ask a Southern Grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern Small-Town Prosecuting Attorney called his first witness , a Grandmotherly, Elderly Woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

Being old doesn't mean being helpless, as this story verifies...or maybe this is just another sign of generation wars.

Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.

Lawyers don't often get the opportunity to go to heaven. This one is getting a break.