Funny Quotes

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.