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  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/includes/file.inc on line 646.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 276.
  • : Function ereg_replace() is deprecated in /home/linesand/public_html/sites/all/modules/technorati/technorati.module on line 277.
  • warning: Parameter 2 to ad_cache_file_adcacheapi() expected to be a reference, value given in /home/linesand/public_html/includes/module.inc on line 386.
  • warning: Parameter 2 to ad_html_adapi() expected to be a reference, value given in /home/linesand/public_html/includes/module.inc on line 406.
  • warning: Parameter 2 to ad_notify_adapi() expected to be a reference, value given in /home/linesand/public_html/includes/module.inc on line 406.
  • warning: Parameter 2 to ad_text_adapi() expected to be a reference, value given in /home/linesand/public_html/includes/module.inc on line 406.

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

— Larry the Cable Guy

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

— Larry the Cable Guy

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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

— Larry the Cable Guy

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When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

— Larry the Cable Guy

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OK, so what's the speed of dark?

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How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

— Larry the Cable Guy

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If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

— Larry the Cable Guy

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Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

— Larry the Cable Guy

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