Desert Island Jokes

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Abe and Esther's Wedding Anniversary

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian were stranded on a desert island. One morning after a storm, they found an old sealed bottle on the beach.