Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
— So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian were stranded on a desert island. One morning after a storm, they found an old sealed bottle on the beach.
"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."
— John Cleese