Comebacks

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...

We all get frustrated when we try to communicate with dumb people from any generation. Today so much is written about generation wars. As each generation reaches drinking age they begin to think that they are the most important group of humans in the evolution of man. This is a dialog that recently took place.

When you're standing in line at the grocery store or Walmart, people often try to strike up a conversation. Usually it's about the weather or some local event like, "Did you see that accident the other day?" From time to time people will ask a question with an obvious answer. This covers one of those questions with an unexpected answer.

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red, orange, and blue.

Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about US gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.