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Blonde JokesThe Blind Man and Blonde BikersA blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. Blonde in the EvergladesI often have to put off some of the luxuries because of cost. Sometimes I'll make something instead of buying a high priced commercial product. There are times when it makes more sense to pay the price instead of doing it yourself. This Blonde story is proof. Men Can Be Blonde Too.Blonde behavior is usually attached to women. I've been guilty of that mistake myself. If you think back, there have been many times when you've said to yourself, "If that guy were a female he would be blonde." In fact, I've had a few blonde moments myself, but none quite like this story. Politically Correct Christmas BlondeThis one is about a blonde who is fed up with political correctness. Not So Dumb Blonde.Sometimes it's not crazy to be a little crazy. Here's a blonde joke that confirms that blonde's aren't necessarily dumb. Betting BlondeI'll bet that this blonde is broke. She just can't believe what she sees on the news. Blonde's Do Get HighA blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo...by radio. Do You Dig Blondes?If you dig blondes, you'll dig this joke. At least it proves that blondes are not lazy. |
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