Adult Humor

Why Men are Never Depressed

Men Are Just Happier People--Particularly from a women's perspective. This comprehensive list was sent to me by my daughter, who keeps close track of these kind of facts.

No Sex Tonight

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

The Blonde Is on the Other Foot.

Forget your perceptions about blondes or this may happen to you.

Bad Guess

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"

— She hit me.

Men Quickies

Why did God put men on earth?

— Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

Men Quickies

How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?

— I don't know.....it never happened.

Men Quickies

Why did God make men before women?

— You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.

Men Quickies

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

— So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.

Men Quickies

Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?

— Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.

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