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Adult HumorWhy Men are Never DepressedMen Are Just Happier People--Particularly from a women's perspective. This comprehensive list was sent to me by my daughter, who keeps close track of these kind of facts. No Sex TonightI never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. Bad GuessI saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" — She hit me. »
Men QuickiesWhy did God put men on earth? — Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. »
Men QuickiesHow many men does it take to put a toilet seat down? — I don't know.....it never happened. »
Men QuickiesWhy did God make men before women? — You need a rough draft before you make a final copy. »
Men QuickiesWhy were men given larger brains than dogs? — So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties. »
Men QuickiesWhy do men snore when they lie on their backs? — Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock. »
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