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— When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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Funny BoneMy lego networkSubmitted by Haighalor on Mon, 2009-06-29 11:10.Hi, »
Obama WinsThis story illustrates that the outcome of almost any contest shouldn't be taken for granted by anyone. What do politicians have to look forward to?This is a nonpartisan joke that can be enjoyed by voters from either political party. Not only that, it's politically correct. Unfortunately it accurately characterizes today's elected officials. The Blind Man and Blonde BikersA blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer. Why Men are Never DepressedMen Are Just Happier People--Particularly from a women's perspective. This comprehensive list was sent to me by my daughter, who keeps close track of these kind of facts. Government ArroganceA Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.' The old rancher said, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' Golf Is a Guilty PleasureA man was on his weekly golfing trip. He began his day with a birdie on the first hole and an eagle on the second. On the third hole he had just made his first ever hole in one, when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. No Sex TonightI never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. Bush and Clinton ClippedG. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. |
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